Fox News Poltical Dog Show

SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND MONITOR BESIDE HER HAS ‘REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT’ ON.

FOXY
Barack Obama appeared on Ellen last night singing and
dancing to the old ‘Three Dog Night’, ‘Jeremiah was a
Bullfrog’ song, in another attempt to distance himself from
his spiritual adviser Rev. Jeremiah Wright. He told Ellen he
has now seen the light and dropped crazy uncle Jeremiah as
his spiritual adviser and appointed the Good Revs, Al Sharpton,
Jesse Jackson, and the late Jerry Falwell as his new spiritual
advisers. When Ellen questioned him about having a dead white
preacher as a spiritual adviser, Barack joked, better LATE,
then never.

MONITOR CHANGES TO SINGING HOOKER ‘ASHLEY DUPREY’.

- Rich singing hooker Ashley Dupre told Larry King last night
she has just signed a huge deal with Simon Cowell to record a
dvd of sexy sex songs with raunchy sexy videos for the
Playboy Channel. She then gleefully announced she has also just
signed to play herself in a Fox TV movie about her current
political affairs staring opposite the sexy and charming Nick Nolte,
as the very moral Elliot Spitzer, and Gary Busey, as his evil twin,
Client Number 9. Production is due to start once Ashley completes
an acting lesson, and Nick and Gary can sober up.

MONITOR CHANGES TO ‘ELLIOT SPITZER’ WEARING AN ‘OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT’ SHIRT AND CLUTCHING A ‘BIBLE’.

- A Bible clutching Elliot Spitzer appeared on ‘The Daily
Show’ last night to again apologize deeply for behaving like a
Republican and losing Hillary a much needed super delegate
vote and honest Vice President candidate. He told John, thanks to
a chance meeting at a New York brothel he busted years ago, he has
now found God through the Good Revs Jimmy Swaggart and Jeremiah
Wright and has now come out a huge Barack Obama supporter and is
still very hopeful, of being considered for Vice President. When
John asked him if Hillary had put him up to this, Elliot firmly
denied it before eventually admitting it was his hero and mentor
Bill, that made him do it. ,, And that’s today’s headlines and now
it’s time for ‘Foxx n Friends’. ( SMILES )

SHOT OF ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘ASHLEY DUPRE’, ‘REV JEREMIAH’ AND ‘ELLIOT SPITZER’ WEARING AN ‘ELLIOT FOR VICE’ SHIRT AND CLUTCHING A ‘BIBLE’. THERE IS ONE EMPTY SEAT.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today we got a panel of political dogs for
ya all,

ASHLEY
Hey excuse me Redd, I’m not a political dog, I’m just a very
expensive actress and sexy sultry singing bitch, mmmmm

HEAR AUDIENCE EXCITED DOG BARKS, ‘ASHLEY’ GIVES THEM SEDUCTIVE TONGUE, DOG BARKING QUICKLY TURNS TO DOG PANTING.

REV JEREMIAH
Well I sure the Hell ain’t no political dog, I’m the spiritual
adviser for the next God Damned President for Christ sake,
and watch out, cause when I get in I swear,, I’m going to
make life Hell for them honkies!

HEAR AUDIENCE GOOSE ‘HONKS’ AND WING FLAPPING.

ELLIOT
Well I’m sure not a political dog anymore, I’ve found
Jesus and Obama and I swear to God,, and my wife, I will
never,, stray again! Honest !

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘ELLIOT’ GROWLS AT THEM AND GIVES THEM THE FINGER,HE GETS HIT IN THE FACE WITH AN AUDIENCE CREAM PIE.IN WALKS ‘GERALDINE FERRARO’ WEARING A BLUE DRESS WITH A BIG CUM STAIN ON.

GERALDINE
Sorry I’m late Redd, I had an important strategy meeting
with Bill and he just wouldn’t let me go.

REDD
Well Damn, it sure looks like old Bill let go, BIG TIME!
( GRINS )

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘GERALDINE’ NOTICES CUM STAIN.

GERALDINE
Oh my God ! How am I going to explain this to Hillary ?

ELLIOT
Well you can always tell her it’s mine, baby face. ( STICKS TONGUE OUT SUGGESTIVELY )

GERALDINE ( shudders at the thought )
Ewwwwwwwww !

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AND A HONKING CANADA GOOSE FLIES OVER AND CUT AN INCH BEFORE IT’S SHIT HITS THE REV.