Fox News Cartoon Dog Show

SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS A MONITOR WITH A PICTURE OF A GRINNING ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ WEARING BOXING GLOVES.

FOXY
Hillary Clinton donned boxing gloves last night to spar it out
on ‘The Daily Show’ in yet another attempt to promote her
Rocky image. When John informed her that Rocky actually lost
that first fight, Hillary laughed uneasy for a few seconds
before throwing down her gloves and adopting the
cartoon persona of tv’s ‘Underdog’, gleefully yelling out the
heroe’s catchphrase, ”There is no need to fear,, UNDERDOG
is here”, at which point, husband Bill entered the ring to a
thunderous reception where the loving couple exchanged stern
glances, a few tears, and then laughed and hugged each other
crazy just like it was the long awaited, much anticipated, ‘Rocky
and Bullwinkle Comeback Special’.

MONITOR PICTURE CHANGES TO ‘MONICA LEWINSKI’ IN A BLUE DRESS CLUTCHING NOTES.

-Monica Lewinsky appeared on Larry King last night in
a blue dress to say how disgusted she is that her name keeps
cuming up in Bill’s rerun for the White House. She said her
jobs and affairs with Bill were so last century and she has now
moved on to being a very successful writer cheerfully telling
Larry she has just sold the notes of her political affairs for a
Fox TV Movie tentively titled,‘ Sex, Lies, and Cigars’, starring
the voluptuous Sandra Bernhardt playing herself opposite
the very sexy and charming Nick Nolte or Gary Busey as Bill,
and Steve Martin, as the Young John McCain, who she claims, only
has a very very small part.

MONITOR CHANGES TO ‘BILL CLINTON’ WEARING ‘UNDERDOG’ CAPE.

-Chelsea Clinton stormed off stage last night at an Anchorage
Underdog Convention after a bad audience dog asked her about her
feelings on Bosnians and cigars. A furious Chelsea swore backstage
that she refuses to answer any more snipes about Bosnians, cigars,
Monica, or any of her dad’s other numerous affairs just in case her
mum hears about them. Father Bill then came on stage to apologize for
Chelsea’s outburst saying the entire Clinton Family were all firm
supporters of fine cigars and underdogs and then donned the ‘Underdog’
cape and sang and danced his way through the ‘Underdog Theme Song’ for
the barking mad crazy audience of drunk sled dogs and illegal Canadian
immigrants.,, And that’s today’s headlines and now it’s time, for
‘Foxx n Friends’. ( SMILES )

SHOT TO ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ DRESSED LIKE ‘UNDERDOG’, ‘CHELSEA CLINTON’ WEARING ‘UNDERDOG FOR PRESIDENT’ SHIRT, AND ‘MONICA LEWINSKY’ IN A BLUE DRESS CLUTCHING HER NOTES. THERE ARE TWO EMPTY SEATS.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today being the day of the dog we got a bitch
of a panel for ya all,

HILLARY
Hey excuse me Redd ! Just because I’m going to be the first
female President it doesn’t make me a bitch, in real life I’m
actually a very charming, warm, compassionate, loving,
humorous, sensual woman,, just ask Bill, wink wink.
( FORCED SMILE )

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘HILLARY’ GROWLS AT THEM LIKE ‘UNDERDOG’, THEY SHUT UP FAST.

CHELSEA
Ya and just because my dad is a dog it doesn’t make me a
bitch, I refuse to answer any more questions while my mum
is listening !

MONICA
Oh cum on Girls, am I the only bitch here dog enough to admit
it, yes I’m a bitch but thanks to good old Bill I’m now a rich
bitch, thank God for The Clintons, I love you guys.

‘MONICA’ SMILES AND WAVES HER ‘SEX, LIES, AND CIGARS’ NOTES AT HILLARY'. ‘HILLARY’ AND ‘CHELSEA’ LOOK AT HER WITH DAGGERS AS IN RUSH ‘GERALDINE FERRARO’ AND ‘NANCY PELOSI’ HOLDING HANDS AND WEARING ‘MONICA’S’ BLUE DRESS WITH CUM STAINS .

GERALDINE ( sounds like ‘Flip Wilson’s’ ‘Geraldine’ )
Sorry we are late hunnies,, we just had a HARD meating
with Bill, to be cum Hillary’s new HEAD,. of stra duh gee!

REDD
Damn Geraldine, that old dog is always looking for new
HEAD ! ( WINKS AT AUDIENCE )

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘GERALDINE’ AND ‘NANCY’ NOTICE THE CUM STAINS.

GERALDINE AND NANCY ( in unision )
OH MY GOD!,, Hillary,, umm,, I can explain,, umm,,, THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT !

REDD
CAT FIGHT !!!

HEAR HUGE AUDIENCE CHEERS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘HILLARY’ WITH HER SUPER HUMAN SUPER DELEGATE POWERS LEAPS UP AND CUT JUST AS SHE THROTTLES ‘GERALDINE’S’ AND ‘NANCY’S ‘ THROATS. SHOT GOES TO THE STAGE OF ‘SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ROCKY AND BULL WINKLE CUM BACK SPECIAL’ WHERE ‘BILL’ DRESSED AS ‘BULLWINKLE’ AND ‘HILLARY’ DRESSED AS ‘ROCKY THE SQUIRREL’ WEARING BOXING GLOVES ARE GLOWING IN THE LOUD AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN DO A TERRIBLE VERSION OF THE ‘UNDERDOG THEME SONG’.

‘UNDERDOG THEME SONG LYRICS’

there's no need to fear, Underdog is here

when criminals in this world appear
and break the laws that they should fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!

when in this world the headlines read
of those whose hearts are filled with greed
who rob and steal from those who need
to right this wrong with blinding speed
goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!

‘ROCKY’ AND ‘BULL’ GRIN AS SONG FINISHES TO THE SOUND OF A FEW AUDIENCE COUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘ROCKY’ LOOKS UNEASY.

ROCKY
Gee Bull, I sure hope your idea of giving me a Rocky image
was a good one.

BULL
Heck Rocky, don’t listen to anything I say, I just like talking
a lot of BULL. ( LAUGHS LIKE ‘BULLWINKLE’ )

‘ROCKY’ LOOKS ANGRY AND PUNCHES ‘BULL’ HARD IN THE WINKLE TO HUGE AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AND A SIGN QUICKLY DROPS DOWN WITH A ‘MICKEY MOUSE’ VOICE OVER.

MICKEY ( voice only )
The preceding was a very cheap political ad written and
produced by A. Mouse for Ralph Nader. Remember kids, every vote for Ralph wins you FREE Al Gore Hot Air credits! ,,

HEAR THE SOUND OF A JUICY FART AND THE START OF ‘WOODY WOODPECKER’S’ LAUGH AND CUT.