SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS A MONITOR WITH A PIC OF ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ IN BLUE.
FOXY
Speculation mounted this morning that Hillary Clinton
is about to leave the Democratic race when she told
Ryan Seacrest she has been booked to appear on next
weeks ‘Special American Idol’ to sing Bob Dylan’s
‘It’s all over now, Baby Blue’. When Ryan asked her if
that was going to be her swan song Hillary firmly denied
it saying it was a love song to Bill, who, she then warned
Democrats, if she doesn’t get into the White House she will
be dropping him for screwing around on her campaign and
proposing to Geraldine Ferraro to be her next first man.
She then laughed very uneasy for a few seconds before hanging
up, prompting Ted Kennedy to ring in to say he totally agreed
with Hillary as he thought Geraldine was the perfect man for
her and it was about time she quit trying to entice voters
with that silly ass gas Bill.
MONITOR CHANGES TO A SLUTTY LOOKING ‘BARBARA WALTERS’.
Barbara Walters appeared on Larry King last night
to announce the new paperback version of her racy
autobiography ‘Audition’ will include three extra
chapters detailing explicit sexual liaisons with J.F.K.,
The Three Stooges, and Bill Clinton. She then gleefully
told Larry her book is now being made into a
sensational Fox mini series starring the lovely Olsen
Twins playing the young and older herself, Queen
Latifah as Rosie and the skinny bitch Star Jones,
and Nick Nolte and Gary Busey as the old and older
Bill Clinton. When Larry asked her why she hadn’t
written about their torrid affair, Barbara giggled
and said he was WAY to small to be chapter worthy,
at which point Larry kissed and hugged her so hard
they both collapsed in a heap and had to be revived
by the next guest, Dan Rather, who immediately
announced he will be including his new sexy affairs
with Barbara and Larry in a chapter in his next
paperback.
MONITOR CHANGES TO PIC OF ‘NANCY REAGAN’.
Nancy Reagan posted a Utube add for John McCain
last night viciously attacking Barack HUSSEIN Obama
for lying about George W. Bush screwing up the war,
saying, if George hadn’t won that war the world would
now be ruled by Saddam HUSSEIN and high gas prices and
then urged voters to elect John McCain to make sure gas
prices stay low and HUSSEIN doesn’t invade the White House.
John McCain immediately distanced himself from Nancy’s
views by flying out to Hawaii with Sly Stallone to hunt
for oil and Japs.,, And that’s today’s headlines and now
it’s time for ‘Foxx n Friends’. ( SMILES )
SHOT GOES TO THE ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘BARBARA WALTERS’, ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ WEARING ONE BOXING GLOVE, AND ‘NANCY REAGAN’. THERE IS ONE EMPTY SEAT.
REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today being the day of the Poor Old
Dog we got a panel of rich old bitches for ya all,
BARBARA
Excuse me Redd, I may be old in dog years but
believe me I’m still a puppy between the sheets
wink wink, just ask my new toy boys, Dan Rather
and Walter Cronkite. ( SMILES )
‘REDD’ SHUDDERS AND HEAR AUDIENCE ‘SHUDDERS’.
HILLARY
Yes and I’m sure not that old, heck, I’m young
enough to be John McCain’s illegitimate daughter
and Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s older, much wiser,
more experienced, lovable, sexy sassy sista.
( GRINS TO SILENCE )
NANCY
Yes and I’m not that old, I’m still young enough to
be Ron Paul’s, Larry King’s, and Mr. Magoo’s
mistresses I’ll have you know !
‘REDD’ SHUDDERS AND IN RUNS ‘GERALDINE FERRARO’ DRESSED IN BLUE DRESS WITH CUM STAIN.
GERALDINE
Sorry I’m late sweeties, I just had to finish a Long,
Hard, interview.
REDD
Don’t tell me Geraldine, another HEAD strategy
“interview” with Bill ?
GERALDINE
Nooooooo,, I was interviewed for a leading cable tv
station by Dan Rather and Damn,, I think that old
dog was trying to come on to me!
REDD
Ya, and we can see he succeeded sistah !
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘GERALDINE’ NOTICES CUM.
GERALDINE
Oh Damn it,, Bill promised he,, errrr,,, I mean, DAN,
promised,,
THE ‘GIRLS’ LOOK ANGRY AND GET UP AND WALK OVER TO ‘GERALDINE’
REDD
CAT FIGHT !!
HEAR BIG AUDIENCE CHEERS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘BARBARA’ AND ‘NANCY’ MEEKLY PUNCH ‘GERALDINE’ AND CUT AN INCH BEFORE ‘HILLARY’ DELIVERS A ‘ROCKY’ LIKE UPERCUT TO ‘GERALDINE’S’ CHIN. SHOT GOES TO THE STAGE OF ‘DEMOCRATIC IDOL’ WHERE ‘HILLARY’ AND ‘BILL’ WALK ON STAGE SMILING TO AUDIENCE CHEERS AND DOG BARKS, DRESSED IN BLUE PANT SUITS WITH ‘HILLARY’ HOLDING A DOG CHAIN ATTACHED TO A COLLAR AROUND ‘BILL’S ’ NECK. SHE STARTS SINGING VERY BADLY TO ‘LOBO’S’, ‘ME AND YOU AND A DOG NAMED BLUE’.
HILLARY
I remember to this day
the bright red Georgia clay
and how it stuck to the tires
after the summer rain
will power made that old car go
a womans mind told me that’s so
oh how I wish we were
Back in the White House again
Me and you and a dog named Bill
traveling and living off the land
me and you and a dog named Bill
how I love being a free man
Sing it Bill !
‘BILL’ STARTS HOWLING LIKE A DOG ON HEAT AND SUDDENLY WE HEAR A GIANT GONG. ‘BILL’ AND ‘HILLARY’ LOOK ANGRY AND FACE TURNS RED AND THEY START WAGGING FINGER AT JUDGES AND THE CAMERA PANS TO SEE A SMILING ‘TED KENNEDY’ WITH THE GONG AND THEN SEE THE OTHER SMILING JUDGES ARE ‘ JOHN EDWARDS’, ‘AL GORE’, AND ‘OPRAH’. SIGN QUICKLY FALLS DOWN WITH A ‘MR. MAGOO’ VOICE OVER
MR. MAGOO
The preceeding was a very cheap political add written
and produced by I. M. Blind for John McCain. Remember Kids,
a vote for John says you really care about lower gas prices,
winning wars, guns, and grumpy old men.,
HEAR A SHOT AND START OF ‘MR. MAGOO’S’ LAUGH AND CUT.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Monday, May 5, 2008
Fox News Cartoon Dog Show 3
SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS A MONITOR WITH ‘REV. JEREMIAH WRIGHT’ ON
FOXY
Rev. Jeremiah Wright announced on ‘The Daily Show’ last
night he has now dropped his support for Barack HUSSEIN
Obama and is now endorsing Bill and Hillary for the White
House. He said he always looked on Bill as his old honky
brother and mentor though stressed, he never got any of that
extra marital hanky panky old dog Bill got because of his
Black Christian values and one hell of a strong wife. Bill has
promised the Rev when he gets back in the White House
he will be welcomed in with open arms as the token black
Spiritual Advisor and Bill’s very own personal weekend driver.
When John asked him if Obama had put him up to this, the Rev
laughed and firmly denied it before admitting it was his hero
and mentor Oprah that made him do it. He then gleefully announced
he is now in intense negotiations with Rupert Murdoch to star in
his very own Jerry Springer Fox type talk show to go up against that
cold white hearted bitch Oprah.
MONITOR CHANGES TO A BEAT UP ‘ROGER CLEMENS’ .
Roger Clemens appeared on Larry King last night to
vehemently deny ever having sexual relations with a fifteen
year old country singer and taking steroids for ten years. He
swore all alleged sexual and steroid abuse claims with
minors was a vicious lie as he only helped little Mindy out
because he was a huge fan of her poignant songwriting
skills. He then told Larry he was also supporting Bill and
Hillary for the White House as like Rev Jeremiah he looked
upon Bill as an old white brother and mentor though he too
never got into any of that extra maritual pussy or smoking
drugs because of a very strong wife and Black Christian
values. When Larry asked him if he was still on drugs, Roger
turned very angry and smashed his chair over him before
storming off swearing and getting into a fight with the next
guest, Jose Canseco. Larry awarded the fight to Roger two falls
to one and immediately booked a rematch for Election Night before
collapsing in a heap.
MONITOR CHANGES TO A BITTER ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ IN ‘ELVIS’ CLOTHES.
Vegas odds on an Obama Clinton running ticket tumbled last
night after a bitter looking John Edwards was caught
placing a thousand dollar bet with Vegas bookie Jimmy
The Shark. Edwards was there thinly disguised in an Elvis
Convention but The Shark saw right through him as he was
the only impersonator with perfect hair and teeth wearing a
clean jump suit that looked bitter. Edwards claimed he was
just putting on the bet for some cynical homeless vets who
refused to believe that he had already been guaranteed the
Vice Presidency for his and Al Gore’s Super Delegate votes.
When asked who he thought he would be Vice President for,
Edwards refused to speculate, just saying, he hopes the best
man wins,, And that’s today’s headlines and now it’s time,
for ‘Foxx n Friends’. ( SMILES )
SHOT GOES TO ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘ROGER CLEMENS’ WEARING A ‘Clintons for Presidents ’ SHIRT. ‘REV. JEREMAIH WRIGHT’ WEARING A ‘Bill for KING’ SHIRT AND ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ LOOKING LIKE ‘ELVIS’.THERE ARE TWO EMPTY SEATS.
REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today being the day of the hound we got a
panel of political dogs for ya all,
ROGER ( angry )
Hey I ain’t no political dog, I’m close personal friends and
proud supporters of George W. Bush and John McCain, the
greatest two Presidents ever !
HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘ROGER’ GROWLS AT THEM AND THEY SHUT UP FAST.
JEREMIAH
Well I say son, I sure ain’t no political dog, once my protégé
HUSSEIN gets in that WHITE house, I’ll be through that door faster
than a stray starving BLACK bull dog through some fat cat door to
a WHITE bowl of gourmet pussy food! ( SMIRKS )
HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS AND DOG BARKS.
JOHN
Well I’m sure not a political dog, heck, I’m going to be the
next Vice President. ( SMILES )
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘JOHN’ LOOKS CONFUSED AND IN RUNS ‘GERALDINE FERRARO’ IN A BLUE DRESS WITH CUM STAINS.
GERALDINE
Sorry I’m late hunnies, got held up.
REDD
Don’t tell me Geraldine, another HEAD strategy meating
with Bill ?
GERALDINE
Why yes, how did you guess sugar?
JEREMIAH
Cause we can see the old dog left his, “Thy King Dumb
Cum”, mark sister!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘GERALDINE’ NOTICES CUM.
GERALDINE
Damn it he promised!,, that’s the last time I ever trust a
man politician again!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS IN RUSHES AN ANGRY ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ AND CUT AN INCH BEFORE SHE SMASHES ‘GERALDINE’ OVER THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN. SHOT GOES TO THE STAGE OF ‘THE REV JEREMIAH SHOW’ WHERE ‘REV’ RUNS ON STAGE TO AUDIENCE CHEERS, DOG BARKS AND CHICKEN SOUNDS . SEATED ARE ‘BILL CLINTON’, ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ AND ‘ELLIOT SPITZER’.
JEREMIAH
I say, thank you my faith full fans, man we have got one hell
of a show for ya all tonight, all about political adultery, I say,
praise the Lord , and we have got a panel of bad dogs here for
redemption just for your viewing pleasure, I say, praise the Lord,
BILL ( angry )
O.K. that’s it, I’m out of here, I’ve never committed political
adultery so there is no need for redemption!
JOHN
Ya me too, I’ve REALY never committed adultery so I feel
ripped off, I feel used now.
ELLIOT
Well hell I’ll stay, I need redemption so I can still be Vice
President.
BILL
No way Elliot, deals off, Obama is our boy now!
JEREMIAH AND JOHN ( in unision )
Damn Bill, you promised ME that job !
BILL
Hah, don’t believe anything I say boys, I just like talking a
lot of BULL. ( LAUGHS LIKE ‘BULLWINKLE’)
AUDIENCE CHEERS AND DOG BARKS AS EVERYONE LOOKS AT ‘BILL’ WITH DAGGERS AND A SIGN DROPS DOWN WITH A ‘FOGHORN LEGHORN’ VOICEOVER.
FOGHORN
I say, the preceding was a very cheap political add written and
produced by A. Chicken for the Rev Jeremiah Wright.Remember kids,
a vote for Obama means the rooster can finally come home to roost.
HEAR DOG GROWL
FOGHORN ( voice only )
I say, that’s a joke son, a flag waver, you’re built to low,
the fast ones go over your head HUSSEIN,
CUT JUST AS HEAR DOG AND CHICKEN START TO FIGHT.
Monty predicts in November that Obama/Clinton will beat McCain/ Wright by a long head and a short nose, ruff ruff!
FOXY
Rev. Jeremiah Wright announced on ‘The Daily Show’ last
night he has now dropped his support for Barack HUSSEIN
Obama and is now endorsing Bill and Hillary for the White
House. He said he always looked on Bill as his old honky
brother and mentor though stressed, he never got any of that
extra marital hanky panky old dog Bill got because of his
Black Christian values and one hell of a strong wife. Bill has
promised the Rev when he gets back in the White House
he will be welcomed in with open arms as the token black
Spiritual Advisor and Bill’s very own personal weekend driver.
When John asked him if Obama had put him up to this, the Rev
laughed and firmly denied it before admitting it was his hero
and mentor Oprah that made him do it. He then gleefully announced
he is now in intense negotiations with Rupert Murdoch to star in
his very own Jerry Springer Fox type talk show to go up against that
cold white hearted bitch Oprah.
MONITOR CHANGES TO A BEAT UP ‘ROGER CLEMENS’ .
Roger Clemens appeared on Larry King last night to
vehemently deny ever having sexual relations with a fifteen
year old country singer and taking steroids for ten years. He
swore all alleged sexual and steroid abuse claims with
minors was a vicious lie as he only helped little Mindy out
because he was a huge fan of her poignant songwriting
skills. He then told Larry he was also supporting Bill and
Hillary for the White House as like Rev Jeremiah he looked
upon Bill as an old white brother and mentor though he too
never got into any of that extra maritual pussy or smoking
drugs because of a very strong wife and Black Christian
values. When Larry asked him if he was still on drugs, Roger
turned very angry and smashed his chair over him before
storming off swearing and getting into a fight with the next
guest, Jose Canseco. Larry awarded the fight to Roger two falls
to one and immediately booked a rematch for Election Night before
collapsing in a heap.
MONITOR CHANGES TO A BITTER ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ IN ‘ELVIS’ CLOTHES.
Vegas odds on an Obama Clinton running ticket tumbled last
night after a bitter looking John Edwards was caught
placing a thousand dollar bet with Vegas bookie Jimmy
The Shark. Edwards was there thinly disguised in an Elvis
Convention but The Shark saw right through him as he was
the only impersonator with perfect hair and teeth wearing a
clean jump suit that looked bitter. Edwards claimed he was
just putting on the bet for some cynical homeless vets who
refused to believe that he had already been guaranteed the
Vice Presidency for his and Al Gore’s Super Delegate votes.
When asked who he thought he would be Vice President for,
Edwards refused to speculate, just saying, he hopes the best
man wins,, And that’s today’s headlines and now it’s time,
for ‘Foxx n Friends’. ( SMILES )
SHOT GOES TO ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘ROGER CLEMENS’ WEARING A ‘Clintons for Presidents ’ SHIRT. ‘REV. JEREMAIH WRIGHT’ WEARING A ‘Bill for KING’ SHIRT AND ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ LOOKING LIKE ‘ELVIS’.THERE ARE TWO EMPTY SEATS.
REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today being the day of the hound we got a
panel of political dogs for ya all,
ROGER ( angry )
Hey I ain’t no political dog, I’m close personal friends and
proud supporters of George W. Bush and John McCain, the
greatest two Presidents ever !
HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘ROGER’ GROWLS AT THEM AND THEY SHUT UP FAST.
JEREMIAH
Well I say son, I sure ain’t no political dog, once my protégé
HUSSEIN gets in that WHITE house, I’ll be through that door faster
than a stray starving BLACK bull dog through some fat cat door to
a WHITE bowl of gourmet pussy food! ( SMIRKS )
HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS AND DOG BARKS.
JOHN
Well I’m sure not a political dog, heck, I’m going to be the
next Vice President. ( SMILES )
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘JOHN’ LOOKS CONFUSED AND IN RUNS ‘GERALDINE FERRARO’ IN A BLUE DRESS WITH CUM STAINS.
GERALDINE
Sorry I’m late hunnies, got held up.
REDD
Don’t tell me Geraldine, another HEAD strategy meating
with Bill ?
GERALDINE
Why yes, how did you guess sugar?
JEREMIAH
Cause we can see the old dog left his, “Thy King Dumb
Cum”, mark sister!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘GERALDINE’ NOTICES CUM.
GERALDINE
Damn it he promised!,, that’s the last time I ever trust a
man politician again!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS IN RUSHES AN ANGRY ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ AND CUT AN INCH BEFORE SHE SMASHES ‘GERALDINE’ OVER THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN. SHOT GOES TO THE STAGE OF ‘THE REV JEREMIAH SHOW’ WHERE ‘REV’ RUNS ON STAGE TO AUDIENCE CHEERS, DOG BARKS AND CHICKEN SOUNDS . SEATED ARE ‘BILL CLINTON’, ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ AND ‘ELLIOT SPITZER’.
JEREMIAH
I say, thank you my faith full fans, man we have got one hell
of a show for ya all tonight, all about political adultery, I say,
praise the Lord , and we have got a panel of bad dogs here for
redemption just for your viewing pleasure, I say, praise the Lord,
BILL ( angry )
O.K. that’s it, I’m out of here, I’ve never committed political
adultery so there is no need for redemption!
JOHN
Ya me too, I’ve REALY never committed adultery so I feel
ripped off, I feel used now.
ELLIOT
Well hell I’ll stay, I need redemption so I can still be Vice
President.
BILL
No way Elliot, deals off, Obama is our boy now!
JEREMIAH AND JOHN ( in unision )
Damn Bill, you promised ME that job !
BILL
Hah, don’t believe anything I say boys, I just like talking a
lot of BULL. ( LAUGHS LIKE ‘BULLWINKLE’)
AUDIENCE CHEERS AND DOG BARKS AS EVERYONE LOOKS AT ‘BILL’ WITH DAGGERS AND A SIGN DROPS DOWN WITH A ‘FOGHORN LEGHORN’ VOICEOVER.
FOGHORN
I say, the preceding was a very cheap political add written and
produced by A. Chicken for the Rev Jeremiah Wright.Remember kids,
a vote for Obama means the rooster can finally come home to roost.
HEAR DOG GROWL
FOGHORN ( voice only )
I say, that’s a joke son, a flag waver, you’re built to low,
the fast ones go over your head HUSSEIN,
CUT JUST AS HEAR DOG AND CHICKEN START TO FIGHT.
Monty predicts in November that Obama/Clinton will beat McCain/ Wright by a long head and a short nose, ruff ruff!
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