Fox News Cartoon Dog Show 4

SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS A MONITOR WITH A PIC OF ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ IN BLUE.

FOXY
Speculation mounted this morning that Hillary Clinton
is about to leave the Democratic race when she told
Ryan Seacrest she has been booked to appear on next
weeks ‘Special American Idol’ to sing Bob Dylan’s
‘It’s all over now, Baby Blue’. When Ryan asked her if
that was going to be her swan song Hillary firmly denied
it saying it was a love song to Bill, who, she then warned
Democrats, if she doesn’t get into the White House she will
be dropping him for screwing around on her campaign and
proposing to Geraldine Ferraro to be her next first man.
She then laughed very uneasy for a few seconds before hanging
up, prompting Ted Kennedy to ring in to say he totally agreed
with Hillary as he thought Geraldine was the perfect man for
her and it was about time she quit trying to entice voters
with that silly ass gas Bill.

MONITOR CHANGES TO A SLUTTY LOOKING ‘BARBARA WALTERS’.

Barbara Walters appeared on Larry King last night
to announce the new paperback version of her racy
autobiography ‘Audition’ will include three extra
chapters detailing explicit sexual liaisons with J.F.K.,
The Three Stooges, and Bill Clinton. She then gleefully
told Larry her book is now being made into a
sensational Fox mini series starring the lovely Olsen
Twins playing the young and older herself, Queen
Latifah as Rosie and the skinny bitch Star Jones,
and Nick Nolte and Gary Busey as the old and older
Bill Clinton. When Larry asked her why she hadn’t
written about their torrid affair, Barbara giggled
and said he was WAY to small to be chapter worthy,
at which point Larry kissed and hugged her so hard
they both collapsed in a heap and had to be revived
by the next guest, Dan Rather, who immediately
announced he will be including his new sexy affairs
with Barbara and Larry in a chapter in his next
paperback.

MONITOR CHANGES TO PIC OF ‘NANCY REAGAN’.

Nancy Reagan posted a Utube add for John McCain
last night viciously attacking Barack HUSSEIN Obama
for lying about George W. Bush screwing up the war,
saying, if George hadn’t won that war the world would
now be ruled by Saddam HUSSEIN and high gas prices and
then urged voters to elect John McCain to make sure gas
prices stay low and HUSSEIN doesn’t invade the White House.
John McCain immediately distanced himself from Nancy’s
views by flying out to Hawaii with Sly Stallone to hunt
for oil and Japs.,, And that’s today’s headlines and now
it’s time for ‘Foxx n Friends’. ( SMILES )

SHOT GOES TO THE ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘BARBARA WALTERS’, ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ WEARING ONE BOXING GLOVE, AND ‘NANCY REAGAN’. THERE IS ONE EMPTY SEAT.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today being the day of the Poor Old
Dog we got a panel of rich old bitches for ya all,

BARBARA
Excuse me Redd, I may be old in dog years but
believe me I’m still a puppy between the sheets
wink wink, just ask my new toy boys, Dan Rather
and Walter Cronkite. ( SMILES )

‘REDD’ SHUDDERS AND HEAR AUDIENCE ‘SHUDDERS’.

HILLARY
Yes and I’m sure not that old, heck, I’m young
enough to be John McCain’s illegitimate daughter
and Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s older, much wiser,
more experienced, lovable, sexy sassy sista.
( GRINS TO SILENCE )

NANCY
Yes and I’m not that old, I’m still young enough to
be Ron Paul’s, Larry King’s, and Mr. Magoo’s
mistresses I’ll have you know !

‘REDD’ SHUDDERS AND IN RUNS ‘GERALDINE FERRARO’ DRESSED IN BLUE DRESS WITH CUM STAIN.

GERALDINE
Sorry I’m late sweeties, I just had to finish a Long,
Hard, interview.

REDD
Don’t tell me Geraldine, another HEAD strategy
“interview” with Bill ?

GERALDINE
Nooooooo,, I was interviewed for a leading cable tv
station by Dan Rather and Damn,, I think that old
dog was trying to come on to me!

REDD
Ya, and we can see he succeeded sistah !

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘GERALDINE’ NOTICES CUM.

GERALDINE
Oh Damn it,, Bill promised he,, errrr,,, I mean, DAN,
promised,,

THE ‘GIRLS’ LOOK ANGRY AND GET UP AND WALK OVER TO ‘GERALDINE’

REDD
CAT FIGHT !!

HEAR BIG AUDIENCE CHEERS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘BARBARA’ AND ‘NANCY’ MEEKLY PUNCH ‘GERALDINE’ AND CUT AN INCH BEFORE ‘HILLARY’ DELIVERS A ‘ROCKY’ LIKE UPERCUT TO ‘GERALDINE’S’ CHIN. SHOT GOES TO THE STAGE OF ‘DEMOCRATIC IDOL’ WHERE ‘HILLARY’ AND ‘BILL’ WALK ON STAGE SMILING TO AUDIENCE CHEERS AND DOG BARKS, DRESSED IN BLUE PANT SUITS WITH ‘HILLARY’ HOLDING A DOG CHAIN ATTACHED TO A COLLAR AROUND ‘BILL’S ’ NECK. SHE STARTS SINGING VERY BADLY TO ‘LOBO’S’, ‘ME AND YOU AND A DOG NAMED BLUE’.

HILLARY
I remember to this day
the bright red Georgia clay
and how it stuck to the tires
after the summer rain

will power made that old car go
a womans mind told me that’s so
oh how I wish we were
Back in the White House again

Me and you and a dog named Bill
traveling and living off the land
me and you and a dog named Bill
how I love being a free man

Sing it Bill !

‘BILL’ STARTS HOWLING LIKE A DOG ON HEAT AND SUDDENLY WE HEAR A GIANT GONG. ‘BILL’ AND ‘HILLARY’ LOOK ANGRY AND FACE TURNS RED AND THEY START WAGGING FINGER AT JUDGES AND THE CAMERA PANS TO SEE A SMILING ‘TED KENNEDY’ WITH THE GONG AND THEN SEE THE OTHER SMILING JUDGES ARE ‘ JOHN EDWARDS’, ‘AL GORE’, AND ‘OPRAH’. SIGN QUICKLY FALLS DOWN WITH A ‘MR. MAGOO’ VOICE OVER

MR. MAGOO
The preceeding was a very cheap political add written
and produced by I. M. Blind for John McCain. Remember Kids,
a vote for John says you really care about lower gas prices,
winning wars, guns, and grumpy old men.,

HEAR A SHOT AND START OF ‘MR. MAGOO’S’ LAUGH AND CUT.