Not the Fox News

NOT THE FOX NEWS
CHEAP SET WITH NEWSREADER ‘FOXY BIMBO’ AND MONITOR BEHIND HER. MONITOR HAS A PICTURE OF ‘PORKY PIG’ WEARING AN ‘ATLANTA BRAVES’ BASEBALL CAP AND GIVING THE FINGER.

FOXY
The city of Boston was again in cartoon chaos today after the city was closed for seven hours after five obscene Daffy Duck balloons were strategically released across the city to promote a new Cartoon Network show, ‘This is Daffy’. Police Chief Wigan has released a picture of the main suspect who he describes as a dirty stuttering pig who goes by the name of T-t-t-t-ted T-t-t-t-turner.

MONITOR GOES TO ‘DAVID BECKHAM’ WITH ‘MICKEY MOUSE’
HAT ON.

America had its first official soccer riot today after a swarm of lawyers stampeded Los Angeles International Airport to see who could carry Posh Spice’s bags after it was announced the Beckhams will star in a new Fox reality series. Police said fortunately David and his bags weren’t harmed but Anna Nicole’s ex, Howard K. Stern, had to crawl twenty three miles to a hospital after suffering serious groin injuries.

DAVID ( squeaky Mickey Mouse voice )
Ya poor Howard, looked like a soccer game had erupted between his legs, I never knew lawyers could be so mean, especially those women ones,Yeouch.

MONITOR SHOT GOES TO ‘MICKEY MOUSE’ IN A DRESS
AND HOLDING A SOCCER BALL.

FOXY
Disney today announced it had signed highly respected English actor, David Beckham, to star in their new animated fairy tale,‘ Minney Mouse,
Soccer Mom’.

MICKEY MOUSE ( David Beckham’s voice )
Hey quit taking the mickey out of me, I don’t wear dresses, I’m
an English mouse.

MONITOR PICTURE GOES TO ‘JOHN TRAVOLTA’ WEARING PILOTS UNIFORM.

FOXY
At a hastily arranged press conference today Posh Spice told a swarm of lawers she is overwhelmed by the mountain of sitcom offers she’s received as Fox thinks she is a very funny actress and has offered her every pilot that Anna Nicole and Pam Anderson turned down for being to stupid.

JOHN
HEY, I ain’t stupid, I can drive a plane ya know.

FOXY
Well if you, “ain’t stupid”, explain Scientology,, and that movie ?

JOHN ( Thinks hard for a few beats )
. . . DOH !

MONITOR PICTURE GOES TO ‘WILLIAM SHATNER’ IN ‘STAR TREK’ UNIFORM WITH DRINK IN HAND.

FOXY
Fox TV announced today it’s making a spicy new mini series on the astronaut love triangle starring Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, and William Shatner. Production is due to start once everybody completes rehab
and as of yet, no word on who will be wearing the diapers.

WILLIAM
I sure hope it isn’t me, I HATE weeee roles.

FOXY
Now now William, no need to take the piss.

WILLIAM
Damn Foxy, that pun was piss poor, I’m out of here, beam me up
Scotty.

WILLIAM DISSAPEARS UP REVEALING BEHIND HIM ARE
‘BOSTON ILLIGAL’ SIGN AND BELOW IS BOSTON CARTOON BOT WEARING AN ‘ATLANTA BRAVE’ BASEBALL CAP .

BOT ( Ted Turner accent )
Cheers Boston for all that great publicity, you Yankees are just to
all Crazzzzyyyyyy.

BOT’S OBSCENE FINGER LIGHTS UP AND THEN BOT EXPLODES.