Fox News Cartoon Dog Show 3

SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS A MONITOR WITH ‘REV. JEREMIAH WRIGHT’ ON

FOXY
Rev. Jeremiah Wright announced on ‘The Daily Show’ last
night he has now dropped his support for Barack HUSSEIN
Obama and is now endorsing Bill and Hillary for the White
House. He said he always looked on Bill as his old honky
brother and mentor though stressed, he never got any of that
extra marital hanky panky old dog Bill got because of his
Black Christian values and one hell of a strong wife. Bill has
promised the Rev when he gets back in the White House
he will be welcomed in with open arms as the token black
Spiritual Advisor and Bill’s very own personal weekend driver.
When John asked him if Obama had put him up to this, the Rev
laughed and firmly denied it before admitting it was his hero
and mentor Oprah that made him do it. He then gleefully announced
he is now in intense negotiations with Rupert Murdoch to star in
his very own Jerry Springer Fox type talk show to go up against that
cold white hearted bitch Oprah.

MONITOR CHANGES TO A BEAT UP ‘ROGER CLEMENS’ .

Roger Clemens appeared on Larry King last night to
vehemently deny ever having sexual relations with a fifteen
year old country singer and taking steroids for ten years. He
swore all alleged sexual and steroid abuse claims with
minors was a vicious lie as he only helped little Mindy out
because he was a huge fan of her poignant songwriting
skills. He then told Larry he was also supporting Bill and
Hillary for the White House as like Rev Jeremiah he looked
upon Bill as an old white brother and mentor though he too
never got into any of that extra maritual pussy or smoking
drugs because of a very strong wife and Black Christian
values. When Larry asked him if he was still on drugs, Roger
turned very angry and smashed his chair over him before
storming off swearing and getting into a fight with the next
guest, Jose Canseco. Larry awarded the fight to Roger two falls
to one and immediately booked a rematch for Election Night before
collapsing in a heap.

MONITOR CHANGES TO A BITTER ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ IN ‘ELVIS’ CLOTHES.

Vegas odds on an Obama Clinton running ticket tumbled last
night after a bitter looking John Edwards was caught
placing a thousand dollar bet with Vegas bookie Jimmy
The Shark. Edwards was there thinly disguised in an Elvis
Convention but The Shark saw right through him as he was
the only impersonator with perfect hair and teeth wearing a
clean jump suit that looked bitter. Edwards claimed he was
just putting on the bet for some cynical homeless vets who
refused to believe that he had already been guaranteed the
Vice Presidency for his and Al Gore’s Super Delegate votes.
When asked who he thought he would be Vice President for,
Edwards refused to speculate, just saying, he hopes the best
man wins,, And that’s today’s headlines and now it’s time,
for ‘Foxx n Friends’. ( SMILES )

SHOT GOES TO ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘ROGER CLEMENS’ WEARING A ‘Clintons for Presidents ’ SHIRT. ‘REV. JEREMAIH WRIGHT’ WEARING A ‘Bill for KING’ SHIRT AND ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ LOOKING LIKE ‘ELVIS’.THERE ARE TWO EMPTY SEATS.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today being the day of the hound we got a
panel of political dogs for ya all,

ROGER ( angry )
Hey I ain’t no political dog, I’m close personal friends and
proud supporters of George W. Bush and John McCain, the
greatest two Presidents ever !

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘ROGER’ GROWLS AT THEM AND THEY SHUT UP FAST.

JEREMIAH
Well I say son, I sure ain’t no political dog, once my protégé
HUSSEIN gets in that WHITE house, I’ll be through that door faster
than a stray starving BLACK bull dog through some fat cat door to
a WHITE bowl of gourmet pussy food! ( SMIRKS )

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS AND DOG BARKS.

JOHN
Well I’m sure not a political dog, heck, I’m going to be the
next Vice President. ( SMILES )

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘JOHN’ LOOKS CONFUSED AND IN RUNS ‘GERALDINE FERRARO’ IN A BLUE DRESS WITH CUM STAINS.

GERALDINE
Sorry I’m late hunnies, got held up.

REDD
Don’t tell me Geraldine, another HEAD strategy meating
with Bill ?

GERALDINE
Why yes, how did you guess sugar?

JEREMIAH
Cause we can see the old dog left his, “Thy King Dumb
Cum”, mark sister!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘GERALDINE’ NOTICES CUM.

GERALDINE
Damn it he promised!,, that’s the last time I ever trust a
man politician again!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS IN RUSHES AN ANGRY ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ AND CUT AN INCH BEFORE SHE SMASHES ‘GERALDINE’ OVER THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN. SHOT GOES TO THE STAGE OF ‘THE REV JEREMIAH SHOW’ WHERE ‘REV’ RUNS ON STAGE TO AUDIENCE CHEERS, DOG BARKS AND CHICKEN SOUNDS . SEATED ARE ‘BILL CLINTON’, ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ AND ‘ELLIOT SPITZER’.

JEREMIAH
I say, thank you my faith full fans, man we have got one hell
of a show for ya all tonight, all about political adultery, I say,
praise the Lord , and we have got a panel of bad dogs here for
redemption just for your viewing pleasure, I say, praise the Lord,

BILL ( angry )
O.K. that’s it, I’m out of here, I’ve never committed political
adultery so there is no need for redemption!

JOHN
Ya me too, I’ve REALY never committed adultery so I feel
ripped off, I feel used now.

ELLIOT
Well hell I’ll stay, I need redemption so I can still be Vice
President.

BILL
No way Elliot, deals off, Obama is our boy now!

JEREMIAH AND JOHN ( in unision )
Damn Bill, you promised ME that job !

BILL
Hah, don’t believe anything I say boys, I just like talking a
lot of BULL. ( LAUGHS LIKE ‘BULLWINKLE’)

AUDIENCE CHEERS AND DOG BARKS AS EVERYONE LOOKS AT ‘BILL’ WITH DAGGERS AND A SIGN DROPS DOWN WITH A ‘FOGHORN LEGHORN’ VOICEOVER.

FOGHORN
I say, the preceding was a very cheap political add written and
produced by A. Chicken for the Rev Jeremiah Wright.Remember kids,
a vote for Obama means the rooster can finally come home to roost.

HEAR DOG GROWL

FOGHORN ( voice only )
I say, that’s a joke son, a flag waver, you’re built to low,
the fast ones go over your head HUSSEIN,

CUT JUST AS HEAR DOG AND CHICKEN START TO FIGHT.



Monty predicts in November that Obama/Clinton will beat McCain/ Wright by a long head and a short nose, ruff ruff!