NOT THE FOXX NEWS
SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY BIMBO’ AND MONITOR WITH A PICTURE OF BALD ‘BRITNEY SPEARS’.

FOXY
Britney Spears fresh from completing her third rehab in a week told
reporters rehab was the hardest seven hours of her life but was well worth it and then said contrary to reports she didn’t cut off her hair because she was crazy but it was for a new role in a Fox comedy series she is making with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie based on the lives of ‘ The Three Stooges’ in which she plays the role of Curly. Paris and Nicole are still fighting over who gets the Moe role.

BRITNEY
Ya I passed on the Moe role cause dark hair makes me look craaazzyy,, n’yuk -n’yuk- n’yuk !

FOXY
Yes I can imagine.

MONITOR PICTURE CHANGES TO JAMES BROWN IN COFFIN.

FOXY
Ted Williams Head thawed out long enough today for him to criticize
James Brown’s and Anna Nicole’s families for not burying them as
he hates to see silly family squabbling over the dead. He then asked for the baseball scores and also confirmed he was the real father of Anna Nicole’s baby just before his son quickly refroze him.

JAMES BROWN
Damnnnn, I wish my family could have thought a head like Ted’s,
cause,, whoa-oa-oa, ( SINGS ‘I feel good’) I feel bad,,, just like I knew I would,, (COFFIN SHAKES, LID CLOSES) Hey who turned out the lights?

MONITOR CHANGES TO A PICTURE OF ZSA ZSA GABOR.

FOXY
Zsa Zsa Gabor today announced she is filing for divorce from Prince
and is demanding a new seven year Hollywood contract, a Fox reality series, and half of Anna Nicole’s baby. The unusually plump Ms Gabor also scoffed at rumours she was carrying her new fiance and lawyer Howard K. Stern’s lovechild.

ZSA ZSA
Don’t be silly I’m not pregnant, it’s just wearing two pairs of
Depends ads ten pounds dahling.

FOXY SHUDDERS AT THAT THOUGHT AS MONITOR CHANGES TO A PICTURE OF ‘SKIPPY THE BUSH KANGAROO’.

FOXY
Australian Prime Minister John Howard has strongly condemned
Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign saying women make useless
leaders citing New Zealand’s Helen Clarke as an example saying she
refused to go to war with him and now just mocks him and calls him silly names. In response New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clarke
said, “ Skippy is just a stupid Bush kangaroo and a whimpy girl’s
blouse of a pussy leader who should just hop away from the Bush
and admit defeat”.

SKIPPY ( NIXON LIKE )
Hey I am not a bush kangaroo, I repeat, I am not a bush kangaroo,,
I live in Sydney now thank you very much,, tch tch tch tch,, tch tch tch.

MONITOR CHANGES TO A PICTURE OF ‘PRINCE’ ( the superbowl one).

FOXY
Good news for Zsa Zsa Gabor as Prince has just agreed to give her a seven year Hollywood contract and a Fox reality series but will strongly fight over giving her half of Anna Nicole’s baby saying he conceived that idea all by himself and has hired top attorney Howard K. Stern to
represent him.

PRINCE
That’s it I’m changing my name back to Symbol to stop all this
confusion, I am not Zsa Zsa’s toyboy!,, though I must admit, wearing
Depends kind of turns me on,, Uh!, ( SINGS ‘ kiss’ ) You
don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on,,,,,

MONITOR PIC PANS DOWN TO SEE ‘PRINCE’ IS WEARING DIAPERS AND HAS A HUGE BONER AND MONITOR QUICKLY TURNS OFF.

PRINCE ( VOICE ONLY )
Hey who turned me off, I was just cumin to the good bit !

FOXY
And that’s today’s head lines and now back to ‘Foxx and Friends’.

SHOT TO A SET ‘FOXX AND FRIENDS’ WITH ‘REDD FOXX’ (funny old black comic) AS HOST WITH ‘JAMES BROWN’ AND ‘ANNA NICOLE’ SITTING UP IN THEIR COFFINS AND ‘TED WILLIAMS HEAD’ IS ON A PLATTER SMOKING A CIGAR LIKE THE PROUD DADDY HE IS.


REDD
Man who would have thought one day I would have the last word
in a very black comedy sketch written by some crazy mongrel Kiwi dog, Hah!

REDD PRETENDS HE IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK AS WE HEAR FOUR BARKS FROM MONTY, CUT !