Not the Fox News Dog Comedy Show 2

SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND ON MONITOR BESIDE HER IS ‘ KATHY GRIFFIN’ IN A CLOUD OF SMOKE.

FOXY
A somber Kathy Griffin appeared on Larry King last night to apologize
personally and profusely to the grieving Reverends Al Sharpton and
Jesse Jackson for not thanking Jesus when she won her Creative Arts
Reality Emmy. She then blamed her blasphemy on visiting the Weeds
entourage and then got down on her knees and thanked Jesus for her
Creative Arts Reality Emmy and promised him if she ever wins a real
Emmy she might even go to church to thank him personally, if she isn’t
too hung over that day.,,,Wow Kathy, so you’ve found religion now?

KATHY
Ya Foxy thanks to Paris Hilton, when her Simple Life didn’t win my
reality Emmy she threw her Bible at me, thank God she saved me,
Paris is an angel, she’s Hollywood’s own Mother Teresa, I love her
and Jesus.

FOXY
Ah Kathy, you haven’t been visiting the Weeds entourage again have
you?

KATHY
God no Foxy,,,um,, what was the question again?

MONITOR CHANGES TO A WAIST UP SHOT OF BIKINI CLAD ‘ BRITNEY SPEARS’ HOLDING A BOTTLE OF ‘DRY WHITE WHINE’.

FOXY
A tearful Britney Spears also appeared on Larry King last night
in a very revealing one piece bikini to tell Larry she has now
cancelled her singing comeback and then cheerfully announced
she will be hosting next weeks Saturday Night Live, dancing and lip
syncing to some raunchy new Sarah Silverman routines. She said the
producer and Sarah were so impressed with her funny routine on the
MTV Awards show they assured her she will be the next Rosanne of
comedy and she is already in talks to sing the national anthem at
Wrigley Field and to star in her own Fox sitcom.,,, Wow Britney, a
Fox sitcom, go girl!

BRITNEY
Ya thanks Foxy, I always knew my future would be in comedy, I’ve
been working hard on it for the last year now.

FOXY
Oh, so that explains all your funny behavior?

BRITNEY
Ya Foxy you can thank Sarah Silverman for that, she wrote it all for me.

FOXY
What, she wrote you into rehab?

BRITNEY
Ya the bitch, I didn’t think that was very funny, I hated Promises, if it
wasn’t for the night time escapes I would have dried up in there and
I’m wayyyyy too young to dry up.

‘BRITNEY’ SMILES AND STARTS SCULLING BOTTLE OF WINE. MONITOR CHANGES TO A HAZY ‘OSAMA BIN LADEN’.

FOXY
Osama Bin Laden released another strange video last night this time
admitting to using the last bottle of Saddam Hussein’s Grecian Hair
Darkener to try to appeal to a young Hollywood crowd like a hip funny
Dennis Miller, except way way darker. He then denounced all western
media for implying his speeches were being written by American Al
Qaeda funnyman Adam Gadhan and then went on and promised if he
takes over the world he will guarantee to bring back the N.F.L to Los
Angeles and make Sean Penn the dictator with Rosie as his loving wife.,,,
Wow Osama, those are some promises.

OSAMA ( American accent )
Oh ya Foxy it’s a joke L.A. doesn’t have an N.F.L. team when hell holes
like Cleveland have one, where’s the justice in that man, no wonder
David Beckham is so God damned popular there, Al Qaeda hates Posh
and Becks!

FOXY
Hey wait a minute you’re not Osama, you’re Adam Gadhan.

OSAMA ( worried )
,,, No I’m not.

FOXY
Well explain your American accent, ADAM?

OSAMA
,,, D’oh !

MONITOR TURNS OFF.

FOXY
And that’s today’s headlines and now it’s time, for ‘Foxx n Friends’.

SHOT TO ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘BRITNEY SPEARS’ WEARING BIKINI AND CLUTCHING A BOTTLE OF ‘DRY WHITE WHINE’, ‘KATHY GRIFFEN’ CLUTCHING A BIBLE AND HER EMMY, ‘ADAM OSAMA GADHAN’ AND TWO EMPTY SEATS.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today we got a bit of a funny crazy panel for ya all,

ADAM
Hey Redd I’m not crazy, just cause I look like Osama and talk like
Obama it doesn’t make me crazy man.

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘ADAM’ GLARES AND REVEALS HE IS WEARING A BOMB, AUDIENCE SHUTS UP FAST.

KATHY
Well I’m sure not crazy Redd, crazy people don’t win a God damned Creative Arts Reality Emmy do they, thank you baby Jesus and Paris,
I love you guys.

HOLDS UP EMMY AND BIBLE TO AUDIENCE APPLAUSE AND DOG BARKS.

BRITNEY
And I’m not really crazy, I just act funny for my comedy act, duh.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘BRITNEY’ LOOKS PERPELEXED AND THEN STARTS SCULLING BOTTLE OF WINE.

REDD
O.K., I stand corrected, today we got a crazy funny panel of liars for ya
all. ( GRINS )

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘O.J. SIMPSON’ WEARING A PRISON UNIFORM RUSHES IN TO HIS SEAT.

O.J.
Sorry I’m late Redd, got held up in Vegas.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AND ‘O.J.’ SNARLS AT THEM AND SHOWS THEM A KNIFE, THEY SHUT UP FAST. ‘ADAM’ STANDS UP .

ADAM
That’s it, all you American funny liars must die!

BOMB GOES OFF AND ‘ADAM’ EXPLODES.

REDD
Well, I can sure see why his comedy act bombed. ( GRINS )

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AS ‘SENATOR LARRY CRAIG’ WEARING A DRESS SKIPS IN TO TAKE HIS SEAT AND CUT JUST AS HE TRIPS.