Not the Fox News Killer Dog Comedy Show

SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS A MONITOR WITH A SMILING ‘MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD’

FOXY
Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told a packed Hollywood Hugo
Chavez Roast last night he was so moved by not being able to visit the
9/11 site he is going to produce a factual Hollywood movie based on the
incident. He told the cheering crowd he has already signed on Kevin
Spacey to play himself and Sean Penn and Rosie will be hammering out
his Oscar acceptance speech and screenplay tomorrow. ,, Well Mahmoud, that’s a surprise producing a Hollywood movie.

MAHMOUD
Yes well my good friend and fellow dictator Hugo Chavez convinced me if
we can make good movies with top Hollywood actors we can drive the Jews
and gays out of Hollywood and win their Oscars and take over the western world.

FOXY
Wow, those are big plans!

MAHMOUD
Yes I plan to be the world’s next Rupert Murdoch, except, I don’t talk
funny like him, or, have a funny gay name like , haha, RUPERT.

‘MAHMOUD’ LAUGHS CRAZY AND MONITOR CHANGES TO A SMILING ‘O.J. SIMPSON’.

FOXY
A cheerful O.J. Simpson announced on Larry King last night that his
Vegas arrest was just a harmless acting stunt that went wrong as he
and his friendly gang of hoods were just improvising a scene from
Quentin Tarantino’s new black comedy, a remake of the Vegas Rat
Pack movie,’ Robin and the 7 Hoods’. O.J. then slammed Quentin for
dropping him from the movie after his arrest and hiring Robert Blake
to play Sinatra saying Quentin was now turning the black comedy into
a complete farce and he hoped it would die a slow horrible painful death
at the box office. ,,, Wow O.J., I didn’t know you were getting back into
acting again.

O.J.
Oh ya Foxy I love acting, I’m hoping once producers see me in my
next court appearance they will remember what a great actor I really
am and offer me some juicy roles.

FOXY
Yes, I could see you making a great Robert Blake, or even a Phil Spector.

O.J. ( angry )
Robert Blake, Damn, I would KILL for that role! ( LOOKS EVIL )

MONITOR CHANGES TO A SMILING ‘PHIL SPECTOR’ WEARING DISCO CLOTHES.

FOXY
Phil Spector also appeared on Larry King last night to tell him now
he is going to get off killing that has been actress what’s her name, he’s
keen to get back into producing music again and has already been hired
by Britney Spears to produce her next comeback album, tentively titled,
‘Jailhouse Disco’. Phil claimed with modern recording tricks and
unnamed singers he could make Britney sound groovy and was already
writing out his and Britney’s acceptance speeches for next years M.T.V.
Awards and Superbowl appearance. ,,, Gee Phil it’s been a long time
between songs, what made you want to get back into music?

PHIL
Money Foxy money, Disco Phil has been taken to the cleaners by rip off
lawers Foxy, Disco Phil is broker than a broke door nail, lucky Disco Phil
now has a very cheap lawyer who won’t rip him off.

FOXY
Really, so who is your lawyer now?

PHIL
Debra Opri Foxy, and not only is she Disco lawyer but tonight she is going to be Disco lover, oh yaaa, cause Disco Phil is cocked, loaded, and ready to shoot for the ladies again, oh yaaa Debraaaaaaa, open wide baby.

‘PHIL’ SMILES AND LAUGHS CRAZY AND MONITOR TURNS OFF.

FOXY
I would hate to see the custody battle over their lovechild.,, And that’s
today’s headlines and now it’s time for ‘Foxx n Friends’.

SHOT OF ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘PHIL SPECTOR’, ‘O.J. SIMPSON’, AND ‘MAHMOUD AHMADADIJED’ LOOKING LIKE A HOLLWOOD PRODUCER WITH GOLD RINGS AND CHAINS.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today we got a real killer panel for ya all,

PHIL
Hey Redd, Disco Phil is no killer, the jury is still out on that verdict dude,
so Disco Phil is free to rock the ladies again, oh yaaaaa

‘PHIL’ STANDS UP AND DOES A THRUST WHICH SHOWS HE HAS A GUN IN HIS POCKET. WE HEAR A FEW WOMEN SCREAM AND RUN OUT.

O.J.
Ya I sure ain’t no killer Redd, I’m a highly trusted sports memorabilia
dealer, honest.

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS. ‘O.J.’ SNARLS AT THEM AND SHOWS A KNIFE, THEY SHUT UP FAST.

MAHMOUD
Well I’m not really a killer either, I get my servants to do that and I just
accept all their glory and rewards. ( GRINS SHOWING OFF GOLD
TEETH AND RINGS )

HEAR LOTS OF ANGRY AUDIENCE DOG BARKS.

REDD
Damn, we got a RUFF crowd in today. ( GRINS )

MAHMOUD
Yes what are these dogs doing here, dogs are dirty and disgusting, they
should be rounded up and sent to Michael Vick and DMX to make
cat food!

HEAR DOG BARKS AND GROWLS.

REDD
Careful Mahmoud, I can foresee some RUFF justice coming your way.
( GRINS )

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND BARKS AND SUDDENLY 12 ANGRY DOGS RUSH THE STAGE AND CUT AN INCH BEFORE THEY BITE INTO ‘PHIL’S,’O.J.’S, AND THE GUY WITH THE BIG NAME’S NAUGHTY BITS.