Not the Fox News Dog Comedy Show 3

SHOT OF NEWREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS A MONITOR WITH A SMILING ‘K- FED’ HOLDING HIS TWO NEW KIDS.

FOXY
Proud daddy K-Fed appeared on ‘Larry King’ last night to show off his
brand new kids and told Larry being a pro dad was cool with him though
he really hated to give up his very lucrative singing and dancing careers,
but, was sure taking care of the kids will pay off for him in the long run.
He is now teaching the kids to sing and has already signed them up to his
record company where they will be releasing a single of the old ‘Bread’
song ‘Baby, I’m a Want You’ as soon as somebody can teach them how to
talk. K-Fed also confirmed he and his new kids are now in intense
negotiations to star in a new Fox reality series.,,,Wow K-Fed, that’s
early to get your new kids into the music and tv reality bizz.

K-FED
Yo never to early Foxy, these kids will be the next ‘Hannah Montanas’,
I’ll be like the new Billy Ray Cyrus and be able to revive my singing
and dancing careers for the stars, it will be cool I can’t wait.

FOXY
So what does Britney think about your plans ?

K-FED
She went CRAZY when I told her.

‘K-FED’ AND THE KIDS LAUGH CRAZY FOR A FEW BEATS AND THEN ALL SMILE AND BABIES GIVE THE RAPPER HAND SIGN. MONITOR CHANGES TO A SMILING ‘LARRY BIRKHEAD’ HOLDING A SMILING ‘BABY DANNIEYLYNN’.

FOXY
Larry Birkhead and Baby Dannielynn also appeared on ‘Larry King’
last night to announce they will be starring in a new Fox reality series
premiering this Christmas. Larry then made a surprise announcement by
telling Larry he was not gay, so, will also be suing that Rita Cosby bitch
for sixty million bucks just like his very good friend Howard K. Stern for
claiming they were gay lovers. Larry swore to Larry he has never had sexual
relations with that man and then showed Larry a clean blue dress to prove
there were no Stern semen stains on it. ,,,, So Larry, what about this so
called sex tape you and Howard made?

LARRY
There was no tape Foxy, Howard erased that just before Anna died.

FOXY
Wow really, say no more Larry, say no more!

‘BABY DANNIELYNN’ ROLLS HER EYES AND SMACKS HER HEAD IN DISBALIEF.

LARRY
,, D’oh!

‘BABY DANNIELYNN’ SMACKS HIM HARD ACROSS FACE WITH A HEAVY PURSE. MONITOR CHANGES TO A SMILING ‘RICK SOLOMON’.

FOXY
Pam Anderson’s latest new husband, Rick Solomom, rang up Ryan
Seacrest very distressed last night to report a black male gang stole
his and Pam’s pre honeymoon video from their Vegas hotel room and now
to stop ‘O.J.’ and his hoods from blackmailing them the distraught couple
have reluctantly agreed to sell the movie on Pam’s website for 29.95 for
the directors cut limited edition. Rick claims ‘One Night in Vegas’ is a
bargain at that price as the lighting, sound, and his performance were
twice as good as ‘One Night in Paris’ and Pam had written out a
storyboard with some very witty dialogue to give the tape more of a movie
feel, and, as an added bonus, Pam, is naked during the entire movie.,,
Wow Rick that sounds a very arty movie, any Oscar aspirations?

RICK
Hahaha, no Foxy, but, I bet my dvd outsells Spielberg’s latest by
millions! hahaha

‘RICK’ LAUGHS CRAZY AND MONITOR TURNS OFF AND ‘RICK’S’ LAUGH GOES ON FOR A FEW BEATS.

FOXY
Sounds like he’ll be laughing all the way to the bank.

RICK ( voice only )
I am Foxy, I am!

HEAR ‘RICK’ LAUGH CRAZY AND RUN AWAY.

FOXY
And that’s today’s headlines and now it’s time for ‘Foxx n Friends’.
( SMILES )

SHOT OF ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘LARRY BIRKHEAD’ NOW WITH A BLACK EYE, HOLDING ‘BABY DANNIELYNN’, ‘K- FED’ HOLDING TWO OF ‘BRITNEY’S’ SKINNY DOGS LIKE BABIES, AND ‘RICK SOLOMON’ CLUTCHING HIS DVD. THERE IS ONE EMPTY SEAT.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today we got a panel of Hollywood’s most well kept
men for ya all,

LARRY
Hey Redd, I’m not a kept man, we have to work hard for my money
by selling pictures to womans magazines and staring in our very own
Fox reality series called ‘Larry and Baby Dannielynn’, premiering
this Christmas Day on all good Fox Stations.

‘LARRY’ AND ‘BABY DANNIELYNN’ GIVE A VERY CHEESY GRIN TO THE CAMERA.

K- FED
Yo Redd, I’m hardly kept at all man, my bitch only gives me like
a hundred grand a month, that hardly even covers my beer and weed
bill let alone having to feed two more starving dogs.

‘K-FED’ AND DOGS ALL LOOK SAD AND HUNGRY, HEAR AUDIENCE “Ahhhhs “ AND ‘LASSIE’ TYPE DOG CRIES.

RICK
Well I’m sure not a kept man Redd, I’m a highly successful independent
producer of cheap porn movies, I sure don’t need rich women to do that.

‘RICK’ SMILES AND SHOWS ‘ONE NIGHT IN VEGAS’ DVD WICH HAS A TOPLESS ‘PAM ANDERSON’ COVER. HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AND ‘PRINCE FREDERICK GABOR’ WALKS IN NAKED IN HANDCUFFS WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIS WAIST.

PRINCE FRED
Sorry I’m late Redd, got held up by another sexy young woman who
insisted on stealing my clothes again.

REDD
Damn Prince Fred, is there no respect for royalty in this town.

PRINCE FRED
Well at least she didn’t steal the Crown Jewels, ( WINKS )
see.

‘PRINCE’ DROPS TOWEL AND PANEL INCLUDING DOGS AND BABY SHOW HORROR FOR A BEAT AND CUT JUST AS THEY ALL SCREAM IN TERROR.