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SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS A MONITOR WITH A SMILING ‘MIKE TYSON’ ON.

FOXY
Leading Republican Party Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee
produced another fighting celebrity ad on the net last night this
time featuring Mike Tyson’s ringing endorsement. Filmed in a jail
boxing ring, a bible clutching Mike claims now he has been
rehabilitated and found God in the slammer he believes anything
Rev Mike, Chuck Norris, and Ric Flair say is right and then got
down on his knees and prays for a Rev Mike victory when a very
angry Robyn Givens enters the ring attacking the praying Mike
with her heavy selling womans abuse book. The fight only ended
when Referee Huckabee steps in the ring and awards the fight to
Robyn on a t.k.o. and then her and Mike hug and tongue kiss like
their honeymoon never ended.,,, So Mike, sounds like jail has
changed you.

MIKE
Ya Foxy that last stretch was tough, thank God Paris Hilton lent
me her Bible and saved me, Paris is an angel.

FOXY
What, you read the Bible in a day?

MIKE
Hell no Foxy, I didn’t read it, I just used it to keep the perverts
away, there are some nasty people in jail Foxy, I think Michael
Vick fell in love with me, but, who can blame him.

‘MIKE’ GRINS AND MONITOR CHANGES TO A SMILING ‘ARSENIO HALL’.

FOXY
Not to be outdone by the Oprah Obama road show the Republican
Party’s second leading Presidential Candidate Ron Paul
announced on ‘Ellen’ last night he will be doing a few Texas
Hollywood shows with America’s favourite black male talk show host,
Arsenio Hall. Ron said having Arsenio as his opening act would show
voters not only is he very tolerant of blacks but he is also hip to
their needs just like his understanding of getting Nevada brothel
donations even though he personally shuddered to think where they
had cum from. When Ron brought out Arsenio on ‘Ellen’ last night
Arsenio was so happy and excited to be back on tv again that Ellen
mistook his excitement for her and kneed him in the naughty bits before
rushing off stage crying how much she misses her beloved dog Iggy and
funny writers.,,,, Ouch Arsenio, that sounded a bit of a painful tv comeback.

ARSENIO ( high voice )
Ya it was way worse than ‘Star Search’ Foxy, I think Ellen is
going through a bad period without her writers and now has to
resort to ball breaking lesbian humour and damn, they hit hard
below the belt.

FOXY
So did Ellen apologize later?

ARSENIO
No, but she sent me a used dog and an unfunny writer to adopt.
( GRINS )

HEAR DOG BARKS AND AN ‘UNFUNNY WRITER’S’ “HEE HAWS”. MONITOR CHANGES TO A SMILING ‘BARRY BONDS’.

FOXY
A jovial Barry Bonds appeared on ‘Larry King’ last night to
vehemently deny ever using steroids, after he heard they were bad
and illegal for you. Barry swore to Larry once he heard he
immediately switched to a specially blended linseed oil with no
nasty side effects at all, other than making you monster big and
strong and a bit sterile and unfriendly at times. Barry then announced
he has joined forces with Marion Jones and their trainer Greg Anderson
to market his amazing linseed oil over the net with all proceeds going
to his and Marion’s defense fund and Greg’s rehabilitation into the
outside world fund. Barry claims since Marion has been using his amazing
linseed oil she has got so fast, tight, and manly sexy, tonight she has
a tryout to be the Miami Dolphin’s new tight end.,,,, Wow Barry, that
linseed oil sure sounds strong stuff.

BARRY
Ya it is Foxy, the linseed oil isn’t that powerful alone, it’s the
eleven secret herbs and additives that give it it’s punch.

FOXY
Would one of those secret additives be called steroids?

BARRY
,, D’oh !,, That’s it, interview over bitch !

‘BARRY’ ANGRILY LEAVES REVEALING SIGN ‘VINCE VAUGHN’S CHARM SCHOOL’ ( enter at own risk )’.

FOXY
Well I bet his charming personality will go down well in jail.
( SMIRKS )

MONITOR TURNS OFF.

FOXY
And that’s today’s headlines, and now it’s time for ‘Foxx n Friends’. ( SMILES )

SHOT GOES TO ‘FOXX N FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘ MIKE TYSON’ CLUTCHING A BIBLE AND WEARING A ‘ REV MIKE 4 PREZ’ SHIRT, ‘ARSENIO HALL’ WEARING A ‘PAUL FOR PRESIDENT’ SHIRT AND ‘BARRY BONDS’ WEARING A ‘BAN THE ****** ASTERISK’ SHIRT. THERE ARE TWO EMPTY SEATS.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and on today’s show we got a panel of fallen
black stars for ya all,

MIKE
Hey Redd I ain’t fallen anymore, I found God and Rev Mike in jail
and I’ve got back up again, I’m fighting for Jesus and Rev Huckster
now. ( GRINS AND KISSES BIBLE )

ARSENIO
Ya what’s this about fallen Redd, I never fell off tv, I was just
resting for my next hilarious comeback. ( GRINS )

BARRY
Well I sure haven’t fallen, I’m still the leading home run hitter of
all time and soon to be a very successful pro wrestler.

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS. ‘BARRY’ LOOKS PISSED OFF AND GIVES THEM THE FINGER.

REDD
Damn, they have pro wrestling in jail now, how do they get the
drugs and hoes in? ( GRINS TO AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS )

‘BARRY’ RISES ANGRILY AND GIVES ‘REDD’ THE FINGER AND SMASHES CHAIR AND STORMS OFF. IN WALKS ‘RICKY WILLIAMS’ WEARING A ‘MIAMI DOLPHIN’ FOOTBALL UNIFORM AND HOLDING A BIG JOINT.

RICKY
Sorry I’m late man, I forgot I had football practice.

SUDDENLY ‘MARION JONES’ WEARING A ‘MIAMI DOLPHINS’ UNIFORM RUSHES IN AND CUT JUST AS SHE TACKLES ‘RICKY’ HARD AND ENDS HIS SEASON WITH A MINOR GROIN INJURY.