Not the Fox News Dog Comedy Show 6

SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS A MONITOR WITH A SMILING ‘NAOMI CAMPBELL’ ON.

FOXY
Fresh from her Venezuelan retreat super model Naomi
Campbell rang Ryan Seacrest last night to announce she has
just signed on to play Condoleezza Rice in a new Hugu Chavez
funded Hollywood black comedy. She said the role of a tall
skinny evil black bitch who wants to take over the world was
just made for her and she is now really looking forward to playing
opposite Kevin Spacey as George W. Bush and Sean Penn as the crazed
killer, Dick Cheney. She said production is due to start once Hugo,
Sean, and Rosie, can hammer out an Oscar winning screenplay and she
can find the time to take another good acting lesson.,,,, Wow Naomi,
I can see you making a great Condoleezza Rice.

NAOMI
Ya Foxy I will cause I heard that skinny ass bitch Rice actually
models herself on me so it’s not going to be much of a stretch to
play myself is it, I have Oscar written all over me.

FOXY
Yes, Oscar Meyer. ( SMIRKS )

NAOMI ( angry )
Hey Bitch !!

MONITOR CHANGES TO A SMILING ‘DENNIS KUCINICH’

FOXY
Leading Democratic Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich
admitted on Jay Leno last night not only did he see a u.f.o. at
Shirley MacLaine’s but that night he and Shirley were
abducted and forced to sexually probe themselves in front
of thirteen illegal aliens. After he was finished the head alien,
who went by the name of Jesus, told Dennis he was such a
great prober he should become President. Dennis promised
right there and then to Jesus, his twelve green disciples, and
Shirley MacLaine, once elected he will be twice the prober than
George Bush ever was.,,,, Wow Dennis, that’s a surprise
admission.

DENNIS
Yes Foxy, I’m a prober and proud of it . ( GRINS )

FOXY
So you think that position will get you more votes?

DENNIS
Heck ya Foxy, I might lose the Mormons and Catholics but
I’ll gain by getting the gay and perverts, move over Hillary
and Obama, I’ve just captured your Hollywood crowd, nanoo
nanoo.

‘DENNIS’ GRINS AND FACE TURNS ALIEN GREEN. MONITOR CHANGES TO A SMILING ‘HEATHER MILLS’.

FOXY
After emotional crying scenes on ‘Ellen’, ‘Jerry Springer’,
and ‘Animal Court’ yesterday, Heather Mills briefly
composed herself to appear on ‘Larry King’ last night to
again moan about how hard done by she is by the media and
Sir Paul who were making it very difficult for her to keep her
sanity and Princess Di image. When Larry suggestively pulled
her leg about having sex with old rich men, Heather
immediately started crying and hopped off in a huff. A shocked
Larry said he was just pulling her leg but didn’t expect it to
come off so easy.,,, Well Heather, sounded a bit of a bad day for you.

HEATHER
Yes Foxy it was a hard days night, thank God I’m on the last leg
of my bitching American tour, I don’t think I can stand being
here anymore.

FOXY
What, didn’t Larry give you back your leg? ( SMIRKS )

HEATHER ( getting tearful )
No! The bastard is using it as an ash tray now.

FOXY
Darn that Larry, I hope he isn’t using your last leg for the
butts of his bad jokes. ( SMIRKS )

‘HEATHER’ STARTS CRYING AND FALLS OVER. MONITOR TURNS OFF.

FOXY
And that’s today’s headlines and now it’s time, for ‘Foxx n
Friends’. ( SMILES )

SHOT GOES TO ‘FOXX n FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘DENNIS KUCINICH’, ‘NAOMI CAMPBELL’ AND A TEARFUL ONE LEGGED ‘HEATHER MILLS’. THERE IS ONE EMPTY SEAT.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today we got a bit of a crazy panel for ya all,

DENNIS
Hey Redd just because I’ve been sexually probed by aliens it
doesn’t make me crazy, just ask Shirley MacLaine, she claims
I am a genius. ( SMILES )

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘DENNIS’S’ FACE TURNS ALIEN GREEN AND A BROKEN ANTENNA POPS UP.

NAOMI
And I’m not really crazy, I just act that way to keep up my
highly strung model slash actress slash bitch slash bad
employer image, in real life I’m really very sweet. ( SICKLY
SMILE)

HEAR AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS, ‘NAOMI’ SCOWLS AND GIVES THEM THE FINGER.

HEATHER
Well I’m certainly not crazy, crazy people don’t make a
hundred million bucks in four years and become the new
Princess Di do they ?

REDD
Actually, I heard that’s the first sign you are on your last leg of sanity. ( GRINS )

AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS AND ‘HEATHER’ STARTS CRYING. IN THE SCENE COMES AN OUT OF BREATH ‘DOG’ FROM ‘BOUNTY HUNTER’ ACCOMPANYING A HANDCUFFED ‘O.J. SIMPSON’ AND ‘MICHAEL VICK’.

DOG (out of breath )
Sorry I’m late Redd,,, had to catch some fast running black crims for
my last show and damn,,, those niggers can sure run fast,, whoops,,
I mean,, those very dark Killers, can sure run fast. ( GRINS AND HOLDS UP A BIBLE)

HEAR AUDIENCE BARKS AND SUDDENLY FOUR AUDIENCE PITBULLS RUSH ON AND CUT AN INCH BEFORE THEY BITE OFF ‘O.J.’S’ AND ‘MICHAEL’S’ NAUGHTY BITS WHICH IN THE PITBULL WORLD ARE CONSIDERED DELICACIES AND A POWERFUL APHRODISIAC.