Not the Fox O'Clock News

Not the Fox O'Clock News

SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY BIMBO’ WITH MONITOR BEHIND HER A WAIST UP PICTURE OF ‘JOHN EDWARDS’ DRESSED IN COWBOY GEAR.

FOXY
Fox News latest comedy star Ann Coulter has apologized to all girlie boys
and queers for calling John Edwards a faggot as she had no idea so many
perverts would be offended by being associated with that ass licking
poofter . She also sent her sympathies to John Edwards’s wife Elizabeth
saying it must be hard for a fat ass dyke bitch having to live with a
dick like that.

JOHN
Hey I’m not a faggot, just ask my wife as I can cum in her manly ass
two sometimes three times a night while at the same time singing broad
way tunes and watching Broke Back Mountain. So with talents like that
how can I not make a great president ?

ELIZABETH ( voice only )
John are you finished yet, I hate this movie.

JOHN
Um, ya, I finished twenty minutes ago during the credits darling.

ELIZABETH
,, Doh !

JOHN ( sings ‘ The Impossible Dream’ )
To dream,,,, the impossible dream,,,, to fight,,,, the unbeatable foe,,,

MONITOR PICTURE CHANGES TO ‘ANN COULTER’

FOXY
H.B.O.’s latest comedy star Bill Maher has apologized to Dick Cheney
for wanting him dead as he didn’t mean dead dead but more just brain
dead like that former Israeli Prime Minister, George W. Bush, and
that hilarious carpet munching comic, Ann Coulter.

ANNE
Excuse me just because I happen to be a very sexy funny attractive
single girl in my thirties, ( CLEARS THROAT) it doesn’t make me a
carpet munching dyke as believe me I’ve screwed more men that Ellen,
Rosie, and that fat slut of an ugly bitch that won an Oscar for that
bullshit song in that faggot Al Gore’s movie, all combined !
( LAUGHS) Damn I’m funny, I kill myself. ( LAUGHS )

FOXY
That you do Ann, that you do.

MONITOR PICTURE CHANGES TO SHOT OF THE TWO POT SMOKING TOTS LOOKING LIKE RAPPERS WITH SUNGLASSES, TURNED AROUND BASEBALL HATS. THE SIX YEAR OLD HAS A ‘PINK FLOYD’ T-SHIRT AND THE TWO YEAR OLD HAS A ‘K- FED’ T SHIRT AND THEY ARE IN A CLOUD OF SMOKE.

FOXY
The two pot smoking toddlers who were subjected to smoking pot by
their uncle have come out in defense of their uncle saying it was them
that forced him to give them pot as they had both become addicted to
listening to his record collection and watching TV comedies ‘Weeds’
and ‘The O’Reilly Factor’. They said they are now in counseling and
negotiations with M.T.V to star in a new reality series with their new
guardian, K- Fed.

SIX YEAR OLD
Ya uncle was cool man cause like if it wasn’t for him I never even
would have heard of ‘Pink Floyd’.

TWO YEAR OLD
Ya and what about Dave ?

SIX YEAR OLD
Dave,, Dave who?

TWO YEAR OLD
Dave’s not here man.

BOYS LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND BREAK UP LAUGHING.

FOXY
Darn kids grow up way to fast these days.

SIX YEAR OLD
Yo Foxy, are you shaved like Paris and Britney mmmm ( STICKS
TONGUE OUT PROVOCATIVLY )

TWO YEAR OLD
Yo bitch, show us dem tits, I got da munchies mama. ( STICKS
TONGUE OUT PROVOCATILY )

K- FED ( voice only )
Yo boys, quit bogarting that joint and come in here and meet your new
manager, Howard K. Stern.

BOYS LOOKED FREAKED OUT, THEN SCREAM, CUT.


If anyone has seen that terrible Fox News “comedy” show I only just realized the old bimbo playing the Vice president was actually the real Ann Coulter as when there is an item on her in the Fox news they use a air brushed picture of her looking like she is a hot thirty year old which has now forced me to reconsider my thoughts about believing everything I see on Fox News and wanting Ann to have my puppies.