Not the Fox News Black Comedy Show

SHOT OF NEWSREADER ‘FOXY’ AND BESIDE HER IS MONITOR WITH A SMILING ‘O.J. SIMPSON’ ON.

FOXY
In another exclusive internet interview last night O.J. Simpson told a
naked blonde now that his black comedy book has been high jacked by
some cheap Jew who is refusing to pay him his rightful royalties his
daughter is so annoyed she will be releasing a children’s book tentively
titled ,’Imagine if your mummy was killed by a fast running innocent black
man’. He said his daughter has already signed away the screen rights to
Fox for big bucks and the mini series will feature the acting debut of
Michael Vick playing the fast running innocent one armed black man and
O.J. himself making his screen comeback playing the lovable rogue
detective trying to hunt him down with his trusty gang of very angry
Bull Mastiffs.,, Wow O.J., that sounds a very black comedy.

O.J.
Yes Foxy it’s going to be very funny, Michael Vick acts like a dog, he’s a
natural, just like me. ( SMILES )

FOXY
It’s sure been a long time since we have seen you acting on TV.

O.J.
Ya Foxy not since my innocent court case and damn was I good in that or
what, it’s a travesty of justice I got black listed in Hollywood by those
rich Jews, I should have gotten all the roles that Eddie Murphy got.

FOXY
Yes his ‘Shrek’ role would have been made for you.

O.J.
What role did Eddie play in that?

FOXY
A stupid loud mouthed ass.

O.J.
Hey Bitch that’s not funny !

FOXY
Hee haw hee haw.

MONITOR CHANGES TO A SCOWLING ‘BARRY BONDS’.

FOXY
After finally breaking Hank Aaron’s home run record last night Barry
Bonds shocked the post game press conference when he announced
he was immediately retiring from baseball as he was sick and tired of
all the booing scumball fans and being accused of being a steroid
junkie by the Nazi press hounds. He then told the barking crowd
he was now going to fulfill his young mans dream of becoming a
professional wrestler and being able to take steroids legally rather than
the health pills and diet supplements he has been gobbling down for the
last ten years. The press conference then ended suddenly when Barry
smashed a chair and stormed off fuming after Vince McMahon threw a
needle at him.,,,, Wow Barry that was a surprise announcement leaving
baseball.


BARRY
Ya Foxy I can’t wait to play a sport where the sucker fans and media dogs never accuse you of being a drug cheat, I’ve never taken drugs, honest.

FOXY
But Barry, don’t you know taking wrestler steroids can make you mad
and crazy?

BARRY ( angry )
What! What do you mean by that bitch! Screw you this interview is over!

THROWS A CHAIR AT CAMERA AND MONITOR BLACKS OUT.

FOXY
Yes, I can see he’s going to bring back some integrity to wrestling.

MONITOR CHANGES TO ‘BARACK OBAMA’.

FOXY
Barack Obama told a cheering Hollywood Oprah fundraiser last
night when he becomes President not only will he quickly kill Bin
Laden and win the war but he will also appoint Oprah to be the Vice
President, of Africa. He then promised the cheering crowd he will
bring back the N.F.L. to L.A. which caused the fundraiser to end
abruptly when five thousand rich football fans started a celebration
riot that ended up in an orgy in Posh Spice’s swimming pool where
David entertained the aroused throng by singing Spice Girl’s songs
and doing Mickey Mouse impersonations.,,,, Wow Barack, that
sounded one fun fundraiser.

BARACK
Yes Foxy we put the fun back into fund, (SMILES) I love those
Hollywood folks they are generous fund people.

FOXY
So do you really think you can bring back the N.F.L. to L.A.?

BARACK
Heck ya Foxy I guarantee it if I’m elected, I’ve already signed up
Michael Vick, David Beckham, and O.J. as franchise players and the
Reverend Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have agreed to coach them,
now if that isn’t a winning team I don’t know what is.

FOXY
Have you got a name for the team yet ?

BARACK
Yes, they are called the Hollywood Bull Dogs, suits them doesn’t it ?
( SMILES )

FOXY
Well I don’t know if David Beckham could be classed as a dog.

BARACK
Give him a year in Hollywood he will be Foxy, have you met his wife, she
is one scary bitch . ( SMILES )

FOXY
No she’s a Posh bitch, Scary is the one with Eddie Murphy’s lovechild.

BARACK
Really, darn, Eddie told me that was O.J.’s baby, that’s the last time
I listen to a comedian.

HEAR A LOUD FEMALE COMMOTION. ‘BARACK’ LOOKS SCARED.

BARACK
Well I better go Foxy, another fund raiser awaits.

FOXY
All right good luck Barack.

BARACK
Thanks Foxy, I need it.

‘BARACK’ LEAVES REVEALING SIGN ,

’ELLEN AND ROSIE’S BARACK FUN RAISER’. ( WOMEN ONLY )’

WE HEAR LOTS OF WOMENS SCREAMS AND WOLF WHISTLES AND YELLS OF “TAKE IT OFF”, SCREEN BLACKS OUT.

FOXY
And that’s today’s headlines and now it’s time for ‘Foxx n Friends’.

SHOT OF ‘FOXX n FRIENDS’ SET WITH HOST ‘REDD FOXX’ AND SEATED ARE ‘BARACK OBAMA’, ‘BARRY BONDS’ AND ‘O.J. SIMPSON’.

REDD
Thanks Foxy, and today we’ve got a real black panel for ya all,

BARACK
Hey Redd I’m not real black, my mum is a whitey and barely tolerates
Oprah, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

BARRY
And I’m not really that black, it’s just my health pills and diet supplements
that makes me seem dark. ( HEAR DOG BARKS, HE SCOULS)

O.J. SIMPSON
Ya I’m not really that black either, it’s just the press that have painted
me that way. ( GRINS TO SILENCE )

REDD
Ya I know how you guys feel, nobody believes me when I tell em I
ain’t black,, I’m Redd. ( BLUSHES AND GRINS TO AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND DOG BARKS )

SUDDENLY A BLEEDING ONE ARMED ‘MICHAEL VICK’ RUNS THROUGH THE SCENE YELLING.

MICHAEL
Help Help ! Vinge Rhames is trying to kill me !

FOUR BLACK BARKING BULL MASTIFFS RUN THROUGH THE SCENE CHASING HIM . SUDDENLY THE DOGS RUN BACK AND MAKE A BEELINE FOR ‘O.J. SIMPSON’ AND CUT AN INCH BEFORE THEY BITE OFF HIS NAUGHTY BITS TO AUDIENCE CHEERS AND DOG BARKS.